What smells like fish but tastes like...?

Cletus Makler: P U S S Y.Thats my line by the way!!

Mildred Pombo: A mermaid.Except for one week out of every month, when she tastes like anchovies in tomato sauce.

Coy Tapley: Food & Drink > Ethnic Cuisine

Donny Bankson: Rotten chicken.